AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job
Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)
has a term been coined for cute anarchists yet?
cause i for one nominate 'anarcuties'
Rafael Gómezbarros, Casa Tomada 2013 (at Saatchi Gallery)
Ghost art by Taraneh Azar
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.
ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.
First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma.
Momma will be right here.
Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!
Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.
Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground.
Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!
They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.
Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!
The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water.
You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon!
Momma says it’s okay.
There are also cotton reusable pads!
Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.
The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!
Momma loves you!
Thank you momma.
I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voice
that first gif is magical
I had no idea where this was going at first. But this is really the best post ever.
cute ass links
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the quiet place project
There’s nothing like inter-glacial period, one of those balmy intermissions in an ice age. And the great news is that one is due to last another 50,000 years. What a break for our kind! Just one problem. We can’t seem to stop burning up all those buried trees from way back in the carboniferous age, in the form of coal, and the remains of ancient of ancient plankton in the form of oil and gas. If we could, we’d be home free climate-wise. Instead, we’re dumping carbon dioxide at a rate the Earth hasn’t seen since the great climate catastrophes of the past. The ones that lead to mass extinctions. We just can’t seem to break our addiction to the kinds of fuel that bring back a climate last seen by the dinosaurs, a climate that will drown our coastal cities and reek havoc on our environment and our ability to feed ourselves. All the while, the glorious sun pours immaculate free energy down upon us - more than we will ever need. Why can’t we summon the ingenuity and courage of the generations that came before us? The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What’s our excuse?Neil deGrasse Tyson, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey (Ep 9: The Lost Worlds of Planet Earth)